A downloadable thing for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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Rope Cow. A cow with a dream. And a rope. A cow who takes freedom for granted. But he's just a cow, living in a deception set by the farm and corporation that exploits them, milk and body.

Gordi Freecow represents every naive, innocent, powerless and overwhelmed person in the face of the dual parade of powers-that-be and emergent stupidity. 

This cow could be anyone. This cow could be your mailman, your aunt, or even your neighbor's garden gnome. This cow could be you! Rope Cow, we are waiting.


Rope Cow is a handcrafted game dedicated to all swinging rope and grappling-hook fans out there. And to every cow lover that has existed. And to all beefs as well, heck, why not!?

Along the way, you'll help unfold a story that unveils the overwhelming illusion that our cow has been living in. But this realization brings us to a more profound dilemma: are we cow, or are we swinger?


  • Story mode
  • Goal Stages game mode with two stages
  • Bespoke rope physics
  • Includes original hand drawn "programmer art" and soundtrack
  • Tons of humour (and cows)!


Hardware requirements

Graphic card: Dedicated card (OpenGL 2 support, 1GB VRAM)
System Memory: 4GB
CPU: PC 64bit or Mac
OS: Windows 7 or later, Linux or Mac OSX
Disk Space: 450 MB

Input Methods: Keyboard and Gamepad supported 

Language Support

Menu and subtitles are available on:

  • English
  • Spanish
  • Russian
  • Galician
  • German
  • French (machine translated)


Buy Now$3.99 USD or more

In order to download this thing you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $3.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:

RopeItToTheCow-windows.zip 360 MB
Version 1.0.1
RopeItToTheCow-linux.zip 377 MB
Version 1.0.1
RopeItToTheCow-osx.zip 363 MB
Version 1.0.1

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